Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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