Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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