you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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