so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She bit a glass in half.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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