What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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