Don't make out with my wife yet
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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