theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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