Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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