Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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