I want to make a zoo with you.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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