Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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