Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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