I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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