it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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