Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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