garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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