and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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