paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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