Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(754): View more from Florida

do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?

Fav 10 3218 1500
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

Fav 30 6968 1551
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(410): View more from Maryland

she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.

Fav 22 1504 6015
share tweet
(253): View more from Washington

She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty

Fav 3 990 3023
share tweet
These 23 People Had Coworkers From Hell
Read it at the TFLN blog
(204): View more from Manitoba

You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.

Fav 3 2370 849
share tweet
(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.

Fav 7 2615 934
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.

Fav 1 1124 614
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(602): View more from Arizona

It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.

Fav 2 771 399
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(727): View more from Florida

Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?

Fav 5 105 24
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT