do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?