I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.