Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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