She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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