Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Randomize
