My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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