Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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