when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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