i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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