You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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