Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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