Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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