u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
