No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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