p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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