Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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