I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
