I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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