just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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