What a fucking waste of an outfit
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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