2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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