There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
only you would photoshop your dick
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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