Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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