She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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