i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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