I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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