i barfeds in our rink
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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