it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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