the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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