ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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