i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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