You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Found the puke drawer
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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