i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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