I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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