I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Mom said you looked used
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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