Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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