So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
