Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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