well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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