I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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