Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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