is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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