Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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