my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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