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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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