Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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